I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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