Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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