You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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