you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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