Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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