Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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