After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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