all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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