You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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