He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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