I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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