nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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