It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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