I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Me too!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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