i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Shame - the story of my life.
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