And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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