you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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