Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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