somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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