then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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