found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
