Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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