ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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