There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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