We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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