Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
NoShamevember. You game?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
