i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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