he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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