I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think I sprained my soul last night
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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