My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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