ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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