I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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