oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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