But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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