I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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