only if we run a train.
done.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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