Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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