it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
