But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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