I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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