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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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