I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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