I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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