brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
