going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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