stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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