just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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