so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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