Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Why are your pants in the freezer?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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