For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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