im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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