Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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