Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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