we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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