Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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