Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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